I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which. —(via maybeicangrow)

No but like when I’m not looking in a mirror, or when I’ve just done my make up, I think I’m pretty fucking cute, like I’m some hot shit fo’ realz yo.

But then I open snapchat on the bus or accidentally open my webcam and realise my resting face is like

and I’m pretty fucking sad for like two days.

tl;dr RESTING FACE AND CAMERAS ARE THE WORST THINGS EVER.

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insanecorgi:

thecatdogblog:

Umm, yeah, what’s your return policy on broken dogs? I don’t think mine is functioning properly. [x]

Nobility defined.

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap